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READ & DOWNLOAD ë Cannibal Fat Camp à Miles Landish can’t help himself He eats and eats and eats and eats just to fill an empty gaping hole in his self esteem Nothing ever seems to fill that hole even the five star meals Miles' wealthy parents make possible So as a last resort Miles attends Camp Tum Tum a weight control camp for spoiled teens Miles Landish can’t help himself He eats and eats and eats and eats just to fill an empty gaping hole in his self esteem Nothing ever seems to fill that hole even the five star meals Miles' wealthy parents make possible So as a last resor. Summer camp is bad enough but fat camp must rank up there with the worst experiences of all time Restricted diets forced activity skinny counselors yelling at youwho needs that crapWell at Camp Tum Tum things just got a whole lot better or worse depending on whether you're a counselor or a camper The counselors are all out of the picture thanks to a bizarre diet shake incident and now the kids are free And what's the first thing they do They eat Everything The food meant to last for weeks is gone in minutes OopsSay hello to 'Lord of the Flies Part Deux' only this time EVERYONE is Piggy These kids need to grow up fast and start behaving like adults and you know what behaving like adults meansYep sex and violenceOne kid is than happy to declare himself Prime Minister of Tum Tum Island His recently appointed Secretary of Rationing uickly discovers special ways of preparing the newly found food source and is happy to provide the reader with a few recipes for Beastloaf that serves 40 you'll need 125 pounds ground Chuck or Tammy or Bob Here's one chef who can turn even the most drab individual into a meal fit for a kingWe are now deep into what can only be described as humorous horror I supposeThings and dinners get a bit gory and grisly not to mention gristly though it is nice to see the kids work together to turn useless items like exercise bikes and dumbbells into the perfect barbecue spit to ensure a proper fully roasted mammalThe instructions for preparing a human body for roasting were DISTURBINGLY detailed and it does make me wonder just HOW MUCH RESEARCH the author did for this book If you've got a wicked wit and a strong stomach you may enjoy this extremely dark comedy I was see sawing between 3 and 4 stars but because of the imaginative subject matter and surprisingly upbeat ending I'll go with 4Bon appetit

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T Miles attends Camp Tum Tum a weight control camp for spoiled teens What happens there is only hinted at in high social circles but the truth must be told Facing starvation the campers at Tum Tum make a decision that very few human beings. From my reviewThe cover of this book is great an obvious homage to GARBAGE PAIL KIDS and it delivers on the image It really delivers If you want some gory hilarious fun pick this up The cover really says it all And as a chubby guy the fat humor is luckily done in a way that doesn't really offend but celebrates in a black humor way I strangely got hungry often while reading the bookThe best part about CANNIBAL FAT CAMP is the prose and structure of the narrative Clever devices like forms letters and reports help deliver the story in a fresh hip way With a huge amount of buildup we don't see any deaths until 13 the way through which is a huge strength here There is nothing supernatural about FAT CAMP it could realistically happen and the deliberate pace and build up form a real world around the reader The writing on display here is really wonderfulIt feels mildly like a love letter to William Golding's LORD OF THE FLIES but never overtly so It definitely has its own uniue vision ad the tale is told in a confident way By virtue of the name alone you get the idea that CANNIBAL FAT CAMP will eventually have some campers dying and probably going insane This deliversCamp Tum Tum is an exclusive weight loss camp for the rich and famous parents of the world to send their kids too It is on a deserted desert island that after you again read the title you as the reader will gulp when you realize how remote it is You know carnage is coming FAT CAMP uses the simple one two set up Step one they set you up with a great backdrop for the story Step two they knock it out of the park and deliver all the gore and madness you would expect from a covertitle like thisAdd in a killer ending and I give this 55 burgers with cheese and onion Hold the veggies

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Cannibal Fat CampHave made That decision turns Camp Tum Tum into Cannibal Fat CampAlso contains the short stories Glamgina by David C Hayes The Chest by Mar C Scioneaux That Other Plan from Outer Space by David C Hayes An Unexpected Hunt by Mark C Scioneaux. I enjoyed this book A good story that moved along uite nicely and was easy to read It’s about a bunch of rich fat kids who get sent to an island hopefully to be returned better and slimmer people However without adult supervision no food and out of pure laziness and hunger they start tucking into each other Probably not something you’d want to read around meal times To make this book even better they should put a scratch and sniff patch inside the cover that smells like bacon I received this Ebook free in exchange for my review