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DangerRAMA Free download ï 9 Ý Ladies and gentleworms gargoyles and girls – do you have the mettle to step up and peer into the mouth of mayhem incongruity shock and perversion A trio of taint tingling tales await you between these covers Your taint will tingle On your taint The taint is that area between your balls and asshole in case you didn’t kEen your balls and asshole in case you didn’t know Is it tingling yet Good Now let these three twisted novellas forever change your pathetic little lifeKNIGHTS OF THE WHITE CASTLE – An inter dimensional tale of hamburgers hubris and science gone madSOMNAMBULANT – Terr. Man this is a hard one to review Mostly because I read it about a month ago but also because it’s three books in one Not three short stories three books that could be published as standalone novellas At least in the world of Bizarro Fiction they could be Bizarro books tend to be on the shorter sideDanger is an incredibly witty guy I found myself chuckling through the whole read But that’s not what makes this a great book As he’s throwing these clever little jokes at you left and right he’s also mixing in some beautiful poetry Lines like“She yawns and settles even deeper into the sheets I’m agape overwhelmed hypnotized by the contours of her body Her cheekbones her breasts her elbows her hips Like a mountain range her body shapes the landscape of the bed I imagine myself a miniature man lost in her topography Navigating her valleys Traversing her hills Exploring her caverns”And then he’ll totally switch it up on you and slap you with some“All the lights have been dimmed or broken and the entire room is bathed in the red glow of The Pod’s emergency light system Like fire Or blood Like how a fetus must feel in its mother’s belly”The book is FULL of this stuff I mean Jesus Christ that’s how he describes a room with a red light in itAnd if that’s not enough Danger actually tells some really touching and engaging stories I found myself caring about the characters getting mad at the villains Anyways I’ll stop here before everybody starts thinking I’m gay for Danger Read it 5 effing stars

DangerRAMAEen your balls and asshole in case you didn’t know Is it tingling yet Good Now let these three twisted novellas forever change your pathetic little lifeKNIGHTS OF THE WHITE CASTLE – An inter dimensional tale of hamburgers hubris and science gone madSOMNAMBULANT – Terr. Man this is a hard one to review Mostly because I read it about a month ago but also because it’s three books in one Not three short stories three books that could be published as standalone novellas At least in the world of Bizarro Fiction they could be Bizarro books tend to be on the shorter sideDanger is an incredibly witty guy I found myself chuckling through the whole read But that’s not what makes this a great book As he’s throwing these clever little jokes at you left and right he’s also mixing in some beautiful poetry Lines like“She yawns and settles even deeper into the sheets I’m agape overwhelmed hypnotized by the contours of her body Her cheekbones her breasts her elbows her hips Like a mountain range her body shapes the landscape of the bed I imagine myself a miniature man lost in her topography Navigating her valleys Traversing her hills Exploring her caverns”And then he’ll totally switch it up on you and slap you with some“All the lights have been dimmed or broken and the entire room is bathed in the red glow of The Pod’s emergency light system Like fire Or blood Like how a fetus must feel in its mother’s belly”The book is FULL of this stuff I mean Jesus Christ that’s how he describes a room with a red light in itAnd if that’s not enough Danger actually tells some really touching and engaging stories I found myself caring about the characters getting mad at the villains Anyways I’ll stop here before everybody starts thinking I’m gay for Danger Read it 5 effing stars

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DangerRAMA ê Ladies and gentleworms gargoyles and girls – do you have the mettle to step up and peer into the mouth of mayhem incongruity shock and perversion A trio of taint tingling tales await you between these covers Your taint will tingle On your taint The taint is that area betw. OH MY GOD LOOK WHAT I GOT IN THE MAIL TODAYTHANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU This is the BEST present I've received since the Perfect Pancake Maker in 2005 Sincerely your #4 fan fThere is no safe word for Danger Slater Danger IS the safe word He will bathe you in bathos soap you up with the sublime and dry you off with the dramatic He is funny as hell and he writes with thoughtful purpose He will shock you with his depth and he will surprise you with his sincerity These stories are so completely entertaining Mr Slater doesn’t even need to show you his penis view spoilerWhich he doesn’t in case you were wonderingBOOI’m just sayin’ it would be nice to see someone’s penis once in a while Amirite hide spoiler Read × E-book, or Kindle E-pub Å Danger Slater

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Danger Slater Å 9 Summary Orists movie stars and blue whales converge in this story about a dude who’s really just trying to get a good night’s sleepME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME – A computer malfunction sends a lone astronaut spiraling across the cosmos Will he save mankind or just masturbate a lot. Luckily for us there are some pretty fed up things bubbling around in Danger Slater's mind Even better for us he gets them all down on the page in these three novellas I think he actually hits the mark with these better than he did in Love Me and I thought he did a pretty good job in that book He manages to always keep the story humorous imaginative and intensely interesting Seriously this is some fun stuff