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Free ePub ´ mobi Size 12 Is Not Fat Heather Wells #1 õ 9780060525118 ê randarenewables á Heather Wells RocksOr at least she did That was before she left the pop idol life behind after she gained a dress size or two — and lost a boyfriend a recording contract and her life Stant dorm director at one of New York's top colleges That is until the dead body of a female student from Heather's residence hall is discovered at the bottom of an elevator shaftThe cops and the college president are ready to chalk the death off as an accident the result of reckless youthful mischief But Heather knows teenage girls and girls do not elevator surf Yet no one wants to listen not the police her colleagues or the P Fun cute and snarky An enjoyable chick lit mystery for a rainy day or beach read

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I who owns the brownstone where she lives even when students start turning up dead in eually ordinary and subtly sinister ways So Heather makes the decision to take on yet another new career as spunky girl detective But her new job comes with few benefits no cheering crowds and lots of liabilities some of them potentially fatal And nothing ticks off a killer than a portly ex pop star who's sticking her nose where it doesn't belo I read the first two chapters and realised this was a book that would constantly hit me over the head with the pitiful woes of a 28 year old woman who peaked early and is desperately trying to persuade herself into thinking she's okay with thatI guess the title should have been warning enough You don't have to convince me that a size 12 isn't fat Heather Meg maybe check in with yourself

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Size 12 Is Not Fat Heather Wells #1Heather Wells RocksOr at least she did That was before she left the pop idol life behind after she gained a dress size or two and lost a boyfriend a recording contract and her life savings when Mom took the money and ran off to Argentina Now that the glamour and glory days of endless mall appearances are in the past Heather's perfectly happy with her new size 12 shape the average for the American woman and her new job as an assi Okay let me summarize this book style spoiler but I won't give away anything you couldn't guess after reading the back coverI'm a size 12 which is you know the size of the average American woman So I'm totally not fat or self obsessed I work in a dorm I mean residence hall My boss is pretty and ambitious and thin so she's a bitch I used to be a teen star but now I want to be a pre med student even though I obviously have no clue what a medical profession would be like only because the man I'm in love with likes smart women I think the two girls who fell down the elevator shaft of de dorm I mean residence hall are murdered because you know girls don't elevator surf But mostly I think about Cooper who is Oh my god hot and muscular and obsess about what he thinks of me and also about my size which is not fat which I have to tell the reader over and over Totally not a marketing trick But um you know I have to find out who murdered these girls because the police won't listen to me Well okay maybe they will but still I have to risk my life to be saved by Cooper You know how revelling in annoyance can be a guilty pleasure? That is why I finished this book It is really my own fault because this book never pretended to be anything better than it is It even has the words 'spunky girl detective' on the cover So if that appeals to you and you don't mind endless repetition of the same 'jokes' enjoy