Lingus author Mariana Zapata review ô 103

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Ervous The last thing she ever expected was to meet someone who makes her laugh like no other This is a story about acceptance and friendship and a love born out of the most unexpected of place. Find all of my reviews at “You need some cock in your life and he knows what he’s doing” Mariana Zapata is an author who has popped up on my feed every now and again ever since I joined GR Unfortunately the porny librarian has not yet stocked any of her titles When I saw this one shining like a beacon over on for a measly buck I one clicked that sumbitch lickity split The other morning I started reading it while waiting for my morning fix to come out of the fancy barista coffee maker when I was startled by one of the senior partners asking what was the book of the day My reaction was exactly what you would expect it to be Thank Jeebus he was classy enough to leave me with my smut and a response of “nevermind” What can I say A girl has to mix things up every once in a while The story here is about Kat and Tristan two strangers who have uite the meet cute at a porn convention While waiting on her bestie to get the porn star of her dream’s autograph Kat’s undies start creeping so she backs herself into a nearby table in order to take care of the problem Now I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger but Tristan just so happens to be seated at said table and makes his presence known After recovering from their awkward meetcute Tristan and Kat run into each other a few times over the course of the day and then Kat discovers Tristan’s alter ego – a porn star known as “Robby Lingus” Tristan acknowledges he’s not really interested in a girlfriend and Kat acknowledges she’s uncomfortable dating a dude who bangs chicks for a living as we readers embark on a “friends to lovers” tropeAs with all porny selections there’s a bit of reality that has to be left at the door This go around our leading male is a porn star by weekendwhenever he gets hired for a gig and an internlaw student by day Now if you’ve ever worked in a law firm you are fully aware that the background check they do on you before you are officially hired will dig up any and everything you’ve ever done in your life up to and including that one time when you farted in a crowded elevator totally a friend of mine – not me So obviously your initial reaction will be But you’ve gotta figure out how to just go with itThings that worked for me with Lingus was that it was humorous and that I’ve developed uite the obsession with a certain than likely sociopath this summer while watching Big Brother with my family So even though the description of Tristan didn’t match that of Cody my perverted brain made it happen anyway That pretty much amounted to my internal voice screaming Which leads to the problems These two did not get together until the EIGHTY NINE PERCENT MARK That’s a lotta blue balls I’m sure some will disagree but I do not pick up porn when I’m looking for a “good story” That’s always a plus but at some point I want to get the show on the road I don’t want to spend nearly 500 pages waiting on some penetration FFS All that makes me do is start focusing on things that shouldn’t even be a blip on my radar Things like how many times these two “snorted” while laughing In case you were wondering – there were NINETY SEVEN references to snort laughing Good thing I didn’t take a shot every time they did it 35 Stars for being cute with enjoyable characters but rounded down due to the aforementioned issuesORIGINAL “REVIEW”Why yes I absolutely did just one click this as soon as I saw the title

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Lingus author Mariana ZapaMost people would describe Katherine Berger as a responsible girl with a big heart a loyal friend who takes care of those close to her and the possessor of a wicked sense of humor There was som. 3 35 StarsI finally read this last weekend and forgot to mark it on here Anyway I liked it It was cute and I really liked the change in the male lead Usually MZ leading men are very stoic assholes who take a long time towarm up or at least show they are warming up to the heroine But such was not the case here Tristan LOVE that name by the way was uber friendly etc from the onset The plot was decent and per usual I just truly enjoyed the nuanced character building writing for which I love MZ I will say however that I thought some of Kat's inner and outer commentary in regards to some of Robby's co stars etcwas kind of fucking hypocritical Would I love dating someone I knew plowed other women for a living No can't say that I would But she started spending serious time with him AFTER knowing that's what he did And you can't tell someone you are okay with something and then malign them for it later even passive aggressively It also kind of irked me the way Kat and Nikki responded to the women in the industry other than Zoey They were very accepting of the male stars and their actions and choices and yet referred to many of the women as whores and sluts It felt like a double standard to me If it's ok for the men to bang people for a living then it's ok for the women too I have read a lot of autobiographies from people in the industry Jenna Jameson Tera Patrick Ron Jeremy and one of my favorite documentaries is After Porn Ends which I found fascinating and have watched than once Am I going to sign up to do porn myself No But I respect other people's choice to do so And while MZ seemed to try to make Kat very accepting and non judgmental of other people's sexual choices and practices sometimes her words and actions didn't match that characterization Would I expect someone to struggle with coming face to face with a woman she knew her man had done scenes with Sure Would I expect her to feel conflicted about his job sometimes Sure That's human nature and we are jealous creatures But that doesn't mean she had to call them sluts for it Another thing that kind of made me raise an eyebrow was when Kat googled Tristan's workplace and called in sick for him when he had the flu UmmmmAnyone That just felt inappropriate Also I have a hard time believing Tristan's workplace a law office doesn't do preliminary background checks which would have most likely revealed hisother job Whatever though per usual I am happy to suspend belief when I feel like it But I digress Overall I enjoyed the story save for the above mentioned issues In fact without said issues I probably would have rated this 5 stars But not everything can be a Winnipeg

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Lingus author Mariana Zapata review ô 103 º Most people would describe Katherine Berger as a responsible girl with a big heart a loyal friend who takes care of those close to her and the possessor of a wicked sense of humor There was something about her that most people didn't know My name is Kat Berger and I love porn When twenty five yeaEthing about her that most people didn't know My name is Kat Berger and I love porn When twenty five year old Kat is dragged to a porn convention by her best friend she's both embarrassed and n. 45 Mag Goldie Stars This perfect looking person who caught me pulling my underwear out of my ass called me a gold digger walked me to the bathroom referred to the bat signal for assistance ate a hot dog with me and said he enjoyed meeting me was a freaking porn starI'm kicking my own butt for not reading Lingus sooner I thought I'd learned my lesson after the 5 star awesomeness that is Wall of Winepeg but apparently being a dumbass comes all too easily to me Marianna Zapata is the new ueen of the slow build romance as far as I'm concerned The build up and tension between Kat and Tristan was the perfect mix of sweet funny and hawt I loved the obvious fact these two had fallen hard for one another but both waited to take the leap from friends to something Getting to know both characters ad well as I did as a reader made all of that good stuff even sweeter I guessed I'd just have to weigh what was important to me— a giant cock or a friendship that seemed as easy as breathing minus the sexual tension on my behalf Fuck I love the fact no part of the story ever felt over the top dramatic and still it never dragged There's a subtlety to this author's writting that after two books I've really come to appreciate I'm already looking forward to my next read by Ms Zapata You'll always be my favorite person in the world Always