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Arked as special by the vampyre Goddess Nyx and has affinities for all five elements Air Fire Water Earth and Spirit But she is not the only fledgling at the House of Night with special powers When she discovers that the leader of the Dark Oh I liked this book SOOOOOOOOO much better than the Stephanie Meyer series these kids are smarter diverse less whiny and far intersting Add to that a new version of vampirism and it's a completely winning combination The story telling is top notch the characters are interesting and the book is compelling start to finish I can't wait to dive into the next in this seriesAnd I have to admit I'm intrigued by the concept of a motherdaughter writing team especially such a successful one That's an interesting story in an of itself

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Hunted author P.C. CaDaughters the school’s most elite club is mis using her Goddess given gifts Zoey must look deep within herself for the courage to embrace her destiny – with a little help from her new vampyre friends or Nerd Herd as Aphrodite calls th Okay I'm going to be posting gifs on this review because this book was just too muchMy overall expression after reading up to 150 pagesI wish I could give this 'no star' or something of the sort I don't even know where to begin with this 'book' It was retched horrible disdainful etc etc PC Cast as well as her daughter's writing is childish All the girls had blonde hair auburn blonde strawberry blonde blonde curly blonde etc it's irritating and the only girl besides Zoey that didn't have blonde hair was Shaunee and she was blackI don't care if this book was completely fiction and that it didn't have to be realistic but when you write how the reason these celebrities are amazing and known is because they're vamps I'm going to say you're an idiot Zoey is the biggest hypocrite and I never liked her not even for a bit My friend told me she dated four boys at once Wasn't she shit talking girls in this book for doing stuff like that though? I want to scream This book hadAnnoying teen girlsRidiculous passagesTry hard humourShall I continue? Offensive and ridiculous passages'One was black with impossibly long hair must be a really good weave' These authors see black women with short crappy hair? And if they do have long beautiful hair it's automatically a weave? How rude 'the Mark had somehow made my eyes look even bigger and darker I lined them with a smoky black shadow that had little sparkly flecks of silver in it Not heavily like those loser girls who think that plastering on black eyeliner makes them look cool Yeah right They look like scary raccoons'Loser girls? LOL okay 'Is that a bathroom? I asked as we hurried past water fountains situated between two doorsYep she said Here's my class and there's yours right next door See you after classOkay thanks I calledAt least the bathroom was close If I had a case of raging nervous stomach diarrhoea I wouldn't have to run far'Really? That very last sentence really was not needed They could have at least wrote 'At least the bathroom was close in case of an immense emergency' or something like that'I've only had detention once so far and that wasn't my fault Really Some turd boy told me to suck his cock What was I supposed to do? Cry? Giggle? Pout? Ummno So instead I bitch slapped him although I prefer just using the word smacked'If you prefer using the word 'smacked' then maybe you should have done? 'Turd boy'? 'So what preconceived notions do you have about warriors? she asked the classA blonde who sat on the other side of the room said The s were heavily matriarchal as are all vampyre societiesJeesh she sounded smart'No she just paid attention in class 'I had no idea an hour had passed; the ringing bell was a total surprise I'd just shoved my sociology book back in my cubbie okay I know that Damien and Neferet called them cabinets but come on they totally remind me of the cubbies we used to have in kindergarten'Oh God'The door opened an oh my sweet lord I do believe my heart totally stopped beating I'm positive my mouth flopped open like a moron He was the most gorgeous young lad I had ever seen'LOL'yeah like having poopies for brains I said staring down the hall like the slug's back'I don't know what she's trying to prove using the word 'poopie' Who even says that?'Lunch was a huge build your own salad buffet which included everything from tuna salad eesh to those weird mini corns that are so confusing and don't even taste like corn What exactly are they? Baby corn? Midget corn? Mutant corn?''The whole place had that sawdusty horsey smell that mixed with leather to form something that was pleasant even though you know that part of the pleasant was poopie horse poopie' Nobody finds the smell of 'horse poopie' pleasant Nobody'Zoey There you areOhmygod Stevie Rae You scared the poo out of me'Lord help these so called 'writers' Please I dropped the book after that I'm done I refuse to finish this book Everyone thinks Twilight is bad? Twilight doesn't have a damn thing on this crappy excuse of a book The writing of this 'book' makes Twilight seem as though it was perfectly written okay I'm over exaggerating a tad bit but it's still better than this At least I read through the whole book and that's saying something Am I right or am I right? I mean really the average user rating for this is 383 stars? WOW Just WOWLet me also add that these authors think they've done an amazing job with sounding like teenagers riiiiight keep telling yourselves that

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read Hunted author P.C. Cast doc ↠ Paperback ä randarenewables ´ Also see Alternate Cover Editions for this ISBN ACE ACE #1 After a Vampire Tracker Marks her with a crescent moon on her forehead 16 year old Zoey Redbird enters the House of Night and learns that she is no average fledgling She has been MarAlso see Alternate Cover Editions for this ISBN ACE ACE #1 After a Vampire Tracker Marks her with a crescent moon on her forehead 16 year old Zoey Redbird enters the House of Night and learns that she is no average fledgling She has been M This was how the book started The first two pages literally went like thisTweeny 1 ZOMG like insert some teeny bs gossip here Tweeny 2 ZOMG like no teeny gossip and OMGs Tweeny 1 ZOMG like yeahAll of a sudden some macho vamp guy stands in the hallway points at teeny no #1 and is like ZOEY YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTER IN A BOOK THAT IS SO NOT TRYING TO BE LIKE TWILIGHT BUT YEAH YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSENThen they're like ZOMG YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSENTweeny 1 SNAP I have been chosenTweeny 2 SNAP AND ZOMG YOU'RE A FREAK NOW I'M OUT OF HEREAnd that ladies and gentlemen is how the worst book I have ever read starts off Worse than Twilight worse than Hush hush and worse than Ever almost This book was just one big melodramatic teen angsty bitch fit With vampyres And stereotypes And a sexy hunk And a ueen Bee arch rival And a blowjob And of course the main character is a complete Mary sue once againI first read this just as a laugh because sometimes I want to read bad books for the lolz But what was at first fun to make fun of then turned horrifically bad and eventually so intolerable that I had to close it halfway As soon as Zoey was in love with Shakespeare vampire hunk sorry vampYre I just couldn't handle further stupidity I could not believe this was written by two adults This was like fanfiction I have seen fanfiction which went along pretty much the same basis as this book Heck I have seen fanfiction which was BETTER WRITTEN and BETTER OVERALL than this book Zoey was absolutely frustrating and so easy to hate That's horridly inconvenient since she's the main character and we're being told this 'story' from her perspective She whines and complains about EVERYTHING and is an obvious attempt at a parody of a teenager by these two idiots of women authors A pin would fall to the ground and immediately her life is oooooverrrrrr Also according to Zoey if you don't nail your underwear and your bra to your body and if you don't remain virginal in any way shape or form whether it's kissing a guy or wearing a certain amount of make up or style of clothing you're a total slut Woooow Zo just because you're a goddamn prude it doesn't mean everyone else should be and you shouldn't try to lecture your female readers on their sexuality Just because you're ashamed of sexuality it doesn't mean that's a good thing because you happened to be a main character Also it's pretty obvious you're jealous you yourself can't be that proud Zoey's friends were all painful stereotypes Especially her girl friend what's her name again I don't know My mind shut her out because she was too damn annoying Oh wait Steve or something coughs anyway yeah That chick was an obvious out there comic relief and completely uncalled for Every time she said anything I wanted to punch her I didn't care much for her gay friend either He was just a cliched gay And no I don't have anything against homosexuals That would be awfully hypocritical since I'm a very out of the closet homosexual myself But this guy was boring and cliched Then there's the ueen Bee arch rival yawn Oh here's something I haven't seen before Oh and Zoey falls in love with some vampire guy after he reads a speech from Shakespeare in his sexy vampire hunk voice So within two seconds Zoey is in love True love yada yada he's the one he's so hot all her friends support her love bla bla bla gush gush gush Then I closed the book What a piece of overrated stinky shitty tripe The writing was ridiculous all the characters were boring and annoying and cliched to death and the overall plot was pulled out of both authors nailed shut asshole It was ridiculous The whole book was bloody ridiculous What on earth was I reading? shudder I can't believe this book was published let alone so well received And don't give me that 'it's an amazing booooooook and you're just jealooooousssss' crap Please It's an awful excuse for a book and I would rather watch 2 girls 1 cup again from the beginning to the end this time than have Marked by PC Crap and Kristin Crap sitting on my shelf