Download Doc ☆ The Unadulterated Cat 157 pages

Terry Pratchett · The Unadulterated Cat Mobi

Download Doc ☆ The Unadulterated Cat 157 pages Ä The Unadulterated Cat is becoming an endangered species as and of us settle for those boring mass produced cats the ad men sell us the pussies that purr into their gold plated food bowls on the telly But the Campaign for Real Cats sets out to change all that by helping us to recogniSets out to change all that by helping us to recognise a true unadulterated cat when we see oneFor example real cats have ears that look like they've been trimmed with pinking shears; real cats never wear flea collars or appear o This book is for cat lovers And actually also for people who aren't This book makes hilarious fun of the way we let cats treat us but also makes the important distinction between REAL cats and those whiny ass pretty things that people groom for TV adsI am a cat lover My family has had several cats and although I like animals in general nothing will take cats' place except for owls my number ones but please don't tell the furballs or they'll lynch me Currently the only cat in the family is my grandmother's and let me tell you she's the perfect example of what a NOT REAL cat looks like and behaves Sheesh Yeah she can look cute but in a dumb way is afraid of birds when they fly by the window I kid you not she's hiding under the couch for solid 5 minutes every time couldn't kill a mouse if her life depended on it been there done that TWICE and is a horrible diva not even in a catty way Perhaps it has something to do with the poor creature getting brainwashed by my grandmother's Volksmusik that plays in the background in her apartment from early morning when she gets up to early night when she goes to sleep Suffice it to say I take pity on the poor thingTerry Pratchett in his distinct funny way tells us what REAL cats ought to be like not very pretty but very independent sadistically playing with their humans smart and uniue I've had a cat like that and it was a joy having him in my life Nerino this one's for youEvery pet owner but especially cat owners has countless stories to tell about their pet here cat having been adorably clumsy giving you that God human you are so stupid look or giving you a run for your money Terry Pratchett has collected some of them in here interspersed with witty general observations and even a little bit of history when it comes to comparing the evolution of dogs from wolves to the sudden appearance of cats and their often hostile takeoverBy the way yes Sir Terry was OF COURSE a cat owner and cat lover Here he is with one of his cats not sure which magic he had to apply to make it pose for the picture it might have simply been the cat establishing dominance P but it's just one thing for which to worship the manRead this for seeing yourself in many chapters; read this for the laughs Just read it

Epub ✓ The Unadulterated Cat · Terry Pratchett

N Christmas cards or chase anything with a bell in it; real cats do eat uiche And giblets And butter And anything else left on the table if they think they can get away with it Real cats can hear a fridge door opening two rooms aw Ok I put my hands up and admit it I'm one of those crazy cat peoplegiven the opportunity I will speak at some length about my cats probably so than about my children their uirks and funny ways how silky their paws are yet still smell strangely of feetI could go on My ambition in fact is to eventually grow into an old cat lady who rarely leaves her cat crammed abode but I would never throw them at peopleTherefore I loved The Unadulterated Cat a fairly short but humorous book it really made me laugh postively guffaw in recognition and appreciation Have marked it down one point however in protest at the suggestion that people should leave their cats behind when they move home some things you just can't joke about

Mobi The Unadulterated Cat

The Unadulterated CatThe Unadulterated Cat is becoming an endangered species as and of us settle for those boring mass produced cats the ad men sell us the pussies that purr into their gold plated food bowls on the telly But the Campaign for Real Cats This one is for cat lovers in particular lovers of Real Cats aka moggies and not pampered pedigreed cats Pratchett is a well known lover of cats His most famous cat Discworld Greebo Nanny Ogg's familiar is very definitely a Real Cat And of course all readers of Discworld knows that DEATH loves cats and is always kind to them In this little book Pratchett explains the features of Real Cats and his theory that most cats are Schrodinger Cats Gently humorous without being side splitting it will give you a few smiles if you are a cat owner