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Review The MILF Next Door

The MILF Next Door Characters ç 2 Ø Fandom Once Upon a Time TVRelationship Evil ueen | Regina MillsEmma Swan “Do you think she's pretty”“Yes I think she’s really pretty” Emma coughs Hopes she can pass off her tomato face as a heat symptom“And smart”“Mhmm”“And nice”“Kid if this is your way of interrogating me for your mom’?Mhmm”“And nice”“Kid if this is your way of interrogating me for your mom’s friendship then yes I think she's super pretty super smart and super nice Sometimes” Emma adds as an afterthought Because Regina can still be. The MILF Next Door is an absolute hoot and I am so happy The Swan ueen Supernova III was the occasion to get misscanteloupe writing again It is such a rolicking good time with all the elements in place to make a Swan ueen story perfect We have it told from Emma Swan’s pov and I prefer that to be honest because she is the open book of the two To have her figure out the hard to read Regina Mills is much fun We have Emma’s 2 roommates Ruby the hilarious slutty one – and Mulan the uiet one with hidden depths and in a smaller role Mary Margaret who’s surprisingly kinky and of course Regina’s sister Zelena who’s as subtle as a sledgehammer but fantastic comic relief Henry is 9 going on 10 and really adorableThere are loads of reverences to the show but you can read it with no problems even if you haven’t seen all 7 seasons Great pace some contrived angst and even some very hot sex always an unexpected bonus in a comedy No self respecting die hard Swen can afford to miss this one “So tell me Emma ” Zelena drones across from her She twirls a red curl around a finger “Are you a natural blonde”They're seated on the dining table while Regina finishes up in the kitchen Emma wishes the kid was at least here to get her through this train wreckEmma touches her hair “Yes”“Really now So does the spoon fit the teacup” Zelena leans in fascinatedWhat the fuck does that even mean“What”“Does the bush match the tree”“What”“Oh bloody hell” Zelena exclaims and rolls her eyes skyward as if it's Emma’s fault this lady’s insane “Does the carpet match the drapes”“Yes” Emma answers hotly “My pubic hair is nice and blonde thanks for asking Would you like to know the consistency of my vagina while you're at it”ffThemes another Swan ueen classic in the making4 stars

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A Super Bitch “She’s also a total MILF so there's that”Henry wrinkles his nose “What's a MILF”“Madame I’d like to friend”“Oh”Or In the dead of night Emma stumbles across a lonely boy and his mom The neighbor. Very enjoyable read from misscanteloupe

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The MILF Next DoorFandom Once Upon a Time TVRelationship Evil ueen | Regina MillsEmma Swan “Do you think she's pretty”“Yes I think she’s really pretty” Emma coughs Hopes she can pass off her tomato face as a heat symptom“And smart”?. This was a really enjoyable fluffy and comedic read I found the writing uality to be better than most professionally published books these days Recommend if you're looking for an entertaining romance with some decent comedy and sexual tension