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Download Evermore Book ä ´ Sixteen year old Ever Bloom is the sole survivor of a car accident that killed her family Exiled to sunny California Ever is haunted by her little sister and by the ability to see people's auras hear their thoughts and know their entire life story by touching them She wants to hide from the world but when a stunningly handsome Guy arrives at school she can't seem to keep away Falling in love with Damen is dangerous he's not what he seems But if Damen is her destiny how can Ever walk away This book warrants a full on GIF ridden review You've been warnedLet me start out by saying thisSoWe have Ever Yeah EVER Who names their kid EVER There was also Honor Haven and Stacia but I digress Anyway who would play Ever in the movie A light switch Think about it She loves him she hates him She loves him she hates him She loves him she wants to barf at the sight of himSo she almost died and now she has psychic powers Which by psychic powers she means being restricted to only wearing hoodies acting like a total loon constantly treating your friends like shit going deaf on heavy metal and generally being a lacking human being How does anyone deal with her kind of crazy Throughout the whole book I never did get why she kept thinking psychic powershoodiesThen we have Damen with an E Not Damon with an OSee even Damon with an O thinks that's dumb Oh and Damen's last name is Auguste Was somebody really trying to recreate a Salvatore brother Hm Got a nice ItalianSpanish sounding name and dark hairand viola Now he's an immortal But he drinks weird red shit which is never fully explained and being red sparkly and keeping him immortal I can only assume is magical unicorn blood screws with people's heads is insanely fast and strong is psychic and down right creepy So I'm sorry Noel but you just invented the vampire Good for you IdiotAnd he falls for the emotionless creepy loner girl that is gorgeous but doesn't seem to notice ala Edward Cullen And thus the selfish stupidity ensues He flirts with her then her worst enemy then her then the enemy again Then a bunch of pointless teenage drama happens They make out She decides she hates him because I never could follow why she hated him half the time Because he didn't give up his phone number Somebody dies Ever worries about Damen than the dead girl Her best friend almost dies She worries about Damen than the best friend Oh and let's not forget she's seeing the ghost of her dead sister and kinda holding her hostage saying things to the tune of I can't lose you too I know you're giving up Heaven and our parents but STILL I need you here Deal I haven't seen this much selfishness sinceuhTwilight And that brings me around to the Twilight rip off checklist1 vampire oops I mean immortal check2 human love interest check3 mind reading check4 emotionless main character check5 stupid red haired bad girl bent on killed MC check6 strange lovey feelings near vampire immortal whatever check7 MC hating her life and being ungrateful of everything and everyone checkI'm sure there's but you get the point If you take a shot for every similarity you'll be dead in minutesI hated this book Especially when it came down to the power of love saving the fucking day Yes we pulled a Halo and love wins the war Damen's wife I repeat WIFE is angry he's in love with someone else shocker and Ever kills her Granted Drina was a crazy bitch but she WAS married to Damen and all She punches her in the chest the heart chakra and it kills her because she's lacking in love and Ever has so much I Just StaredSomebody thumped an immortal's breastbone and she croaked No there's no punchline I didn't make it up This shit really happened A 600 year old immortal vampire whatever got taken down by a whiny little teenager with a girly punchAnd what was Damen doing BOTH times Ever the supposed love of his life was fighting for her life against his wife Not coming to her rescue until he was sure she really wanted to live Let that sink in he refused to come save her until she voiced and voiced believably that she really didn't want to DIE Your wife is beating the shit out of the woman you love and you don't DO ANYTHINGThe whole story made me sick It made no effing sense Summerland Sparkly red drinks Damen screwing with her memories and trying to convince her she didn't really see him bleeding her bestie on the living room rug The power of LOVE saving the day SMHEver has some pretty serious trauma to deal with but every time someone offer her counseling help with her powers a shoulder to cry on she flips the fuck out and gets defensive Like helping her NOT be a nut is the worst idea on the planet Like the other psychic who is trying to help her let go of her guilt is the BAD GUY Instead she chooses to self medicate with vodka drive drunk and get expelled I wanted to smack Ever With a fish Plus the story was so easy to figure out I didn't even have to finish the damn book to know what hadwouldwas happening There was no real surprise although the acid induced Summerland place was a bit of a weird shocker More like a scene thought up while high than anything relevant To sum it up this book made my angry Ever was ungrateful bitchy emotionless I can't figure out how Damen is in love with her insta love of all things And Damen is the Edward Cullen wannabe creepy sneak into your room and watch you sleep kinda stalkerThe other characters were rather pointlessIn conclusion What I wanted to do when I finished this stupid book

Alyson Noel ✓ Evermore Text

Sixteen year old Ever Bloom is the sole survivor of a car accident that killed her family Exiled to sunny California Ever is haunted by her little sister and by the THE EVERMORE DRINKING GAME It looks like you’ve picked up the Ever Drinking Game for whichever reason but if it’s because you have an interest in reading Ever I strongly advise against it for your sanity’s sake However if you’re still not convinced to stay the hell away from this book the Ever Drinking Game is here to make your reading experience as enjoyable as possible because trust me you won’t find anything enjoyable in this book without it The rules for the Ever Drinking Game are simple when you read any of the instances mentioned below when reading Ever you take a swig of anything It could be alcohol for the best results; it could be water sadly with this option you’ll still actually have some grasp of the story coffee but you’ll be as hyper as you’ve ever been before you reach the end of the game or really any other beverage in your disposal Let’s begin the game shall we Once again when you read any of the following instances take a swig And go Whenever you roll your eyes take a swig Whenever you feel like taking a hammer to Ever take a swig and maybe that hammer Easy so far Don’t worry – you won’t be saying that after long Whenever Ever heh is a complete and total idiot take a swig yikes Whenever someone uses a positive adjective when describing Damen take a swig preferably sexy gorgeous hot smoking or even combustible Whenever someone says “omigod” take a swig omigod you’re in trouble Whenever Ever presses her lips take a swig good luck with that one my friend Whenever another talent Damen has is revealed take a swig but Damen will probably swig better than you Whenever you find out something before Ever does take a swig Whenever Ever throws herself a pity party take a swig ya know her family used to like parties Whenever Ever dreams of Damen take a swig Whenever Damen and Ever declare their undying love for each other take a swig Whenever Riley is annoying take a swig Whenever you find a Twilight rip off reference take a swig man I’m harsh Whenever you feel the urge to run out the nearest window because you’re reading Ever take Cymbalta a swig When or if you finish Ever take a swig because you my friend conuered this monstrosityCongratulations You’ve made it this far and finished the Ever Drinking Game And if you haven’t that’s either because you’re too drunk to function and in intensive care in the bathroom doing only god knows what or deadWell wasn’t this game enjoyable If one thing’s for certain it was enjoyable than Ever

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EvermoreAbility to see people's auras hear their thoughts and know their entire life story by touching them She wants to hide from the world but when a stunningly handsome Have you ever heard of Mini Pop Kids You know those thirteen year olds who fit 24 cheap covers of mega hit songs on to 2 CDs and pedal them on horrifyingly gaudy adverts between episodes of real 70s Scooby Doo on Teletoon Retro By the way Teletoon Retro is the best channel on television Check it out It's absolutely brilliant You can watch crappily animated suggestive vintage cartoons like Dexter's Laboratory and Top Cat and The Flintstones at 3 am with short commercial breaks Love it YesMini Pop Kids is basically the definition of pointless commercialism and they're so shiny I was not that shiny when I was thirteen I had terrible acne and I wore too much eyeliner because I thought I was emo and I really liked wearing these frumpy ex nursing shoes to school In front of peopleSee this book is basically the Mini Pop Kids of the YA paranormal romance genre It's this awful shiny cheap knock off written on really floppy paper It's like the gas station version of Twilight and that's assuming that it's possible for anything to be worse than Twilight Is it possible to be worse than Twilight It's not like the plot even makes any sense Ever and Damen's romance just happens randomly one night at a party said party being an example of how aggressively Ever takes advantage of her aunt Sabine It's pretty formulaic YA fare smokin' hot Lothario and cloth eared cardboard cut out check each other out for a while do a little stalking and then Adonis tells Plain Jane how much prettier and smarter she is than all the other short skirted sluts at school and then they kiss and fall in eternal love within about one hundred pages Blah blah And there's this painful gotta catch the girl pursuit in which Ever expresses strong disinterest in Damen but he ignores this and continues to push against her until she gives in According to this book no means keep tryingThis is dangerous and it is bullshit If you're disinterested in someone you have absolutely no obligation to pretend to be interested in them If someone pursues you but you don't want to be pursued by them it's 200% reasonable to tell them to go away stop it or leave you aloneI could wax on and on about the whole virginwhore dichotomy that tears through this book like a bull seeing red but that would be a waste of time We already know it's going to be a sexist racist homophobic mess Why do we already know this Two reasons One It's a New York Time Bestseller and sits at the forefront of most bookstore YA displays and apparently the prereuisite for both of these privileges is appallingly offensive content Two It was written by someone who lives in a world where it's perfectly fine and acceptable to pat rape culture on the back fetishize people of colour ridicule and commodify people within the LGBTA community and to use a woman's appearance intelligence and sexual choices to degrade her So let's not bother with the formalities of this is why it is offensive It just is offensive and that's that It doesn't take a genius to work out whyYou'd expect a book with such shitty content to at least have some mercy and be properly written It isn't It's like fanfiction all hel lo and totally and with the narrator using I mean as a prefix to about 60% of her inner monologue It's appalling It's like Marked because it's not even fun to laugh at It's just cringe worthy in it's crappiness Didn't I say this was a gas station Twilight Well it isSpeaking of the narrator Ever's a piece of shit That's basically it She's a huge piece of shit She treats everyone around her like garbage and then expects them to paw at her adoringly while she mopes in her hoodie with no makeup on her face Okay okay So you think you're a wallflower and you think you have some kind of really cool selfless tragic indie life Cool story bro You can do the whole self centered teenage thing if you want but don't pretend you're some kind of saintly madonna of a character who doesn't buy into the petty fads of the whores around you because you're just too damn obscure That's what this book tries to do It tries to make Ever out to be this sympathetic holier than thou Christ metaphor but in all honesty she's just an asshole I also want to add that absolutely zero research was conducted into the world of psychic mediums Psychic abilities are very specific and you can't just lump them all under the title of psychic Ever can read auras and see ghosts and read thoughts andyeah it lost me Reading thoughts That's not a psychic ability Psychics don't get their information by reading your thoughts Telepathy is in a completely different ballpark and it's just shit like this that proves how few fucks the author gives about authenticity and integrity in her writing And not to mention the total lack of continuity surrounding the whole thing Ever says she sees spirits everywhere and they wave at her and stuff but she isn't at all bothered by this What about people who died in horrible accidents What about angry spirits What about the mere fact that supposedly everywhere she goes she sees these dead people walking around like they're at the fucking carnival She literally mentions it once and then never again The fact that she can see ghosts wandering around doesn't even factor into her daily life How can this even beListen because here's something this book won't teach you you aren't better than anyone else because you've had hardship in your life Yeah that sounds harsh doesn't it But it's true Because you can't ever know what other people have gone through or had to deal with And even if they haven't had any hardship so what Everyone is deserving of happiness People who have average painless lives aren't less street than you and they don't deserve to be shit on from a great height by people who've been through the wars If you've had pain in your life and you know how it feels to be truly unhappy then where the hell is the logic in wanting to inflict that on some content strangerNeedless to say Ever doesn't get this Does she have to scorn Haven and Miles Does she really have to invade other people's privacy using her mediumship and then proceed to critiue their character based on their private thoughts What goes on silently in someone else's head is seriously none of your business Does she have to be a huge brat to Sabine who has also lost family members Sabine is grieving too and Ever is old enough to realize this She has lost her whole family and she has survivor's guilt and you can't expect someone to be whole and cheery with this sort of weight on their shoulders but Ever's not a little kid She's not a tiny child who doesn't know what death and grief is She's big enough to be able to empathize with other peopleBack to no means no if your friends try to force you into a relationship with someone or try to force you to confess to being interested in someone that you are not interested in like Haven does to Ever make some new ones If someone scares you and makes you uncomfortable get away from them This is an actual problem that this book normalizes women putting up with shit Ever puts up with being badgered into acknowledging Damen constantly This is pretty much a phenomenon within YA In fact it's a phenomenon within society in general This is what we're taught don't be a bitch or a prude or the angry girl Just humor him Smile be a ladyNo Fuck that Listen this is serious If you are not interested in someone or someone is making you feel uncomfortable you are not obligated to be polite to him If some dude comes and sits next to you on the bus and badgers you to talk you do not have to put up with it You do not have to talk back You do not have to be a lady and let him enjoy frightening youIf a dude sits next to you in class and makes comments about your body you do not have to sit there silent and ashamedIf a dude asks you for your number and you don't want to give it to him you do not have to pretend to forget it or give him a fake number to avoid an argumentIf a dude touches your body or your clothes in a way that makes you uncomfortable you don't have to make the effort to move or pretend not to notice it If your dude boss calls you crazy you don't have to laugh it off and take it on the chinIf your dude friend fetishizes your sexual preferences your clothing and your body size you don't have to try and twist it into a joke or pretend to enjoy the attention even though it makes you feel sickI have experienced all of the above scenarios and Say fuck off Say leave me alone Say I don't want to give you my number See this is the fucking problem with so many YA books like this one No is being muddied It's being replaced with maybe YA is telling young women that no means try again later It's this whole predatorprey formula that prowls around YA like a fucking snake in the grass etching the gender binary in stone What's it telling young women Be pursued Even if you don't want to be That's what you're there for To be looked at to be touched to be courted To be prey And the vice versa is what it is telling young men you're the predator Push shout beat her down She's yours to look at to touch to court If she says no don't respect that Don't respect her at all Just keep pushing Eventually you'll wear her downThat's not consent That's coercion But hey Talkin' 'bout those blurred linesAnd the cycle goes around and around getting tighter and tighter and ingrained in society until we don't even know it's happening Until we don't think twice about sitting on a bus silently and passively while some guy stares at us from across the aisle licking his lips and make obscene gestures with his hands Until we don't say no for fear of being the bitch who broke the binaryI am almost done with YA especially paranormal YA It's just the most problematic shit How can we all be putting up with this This is fucked This whole genre is fuckedI need a drink